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Stephen Colbert the Tolkien master

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Posted at 2:32 AM 02 November 2013
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Posted at 2:17 PM 27 January 2013

fuckyeahdementia:

Well played, Hobbit!

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Posted at 3:11 PM 05 December 2012
Yes, Obama duped the young people of this country by not doing every single thing they want, so now they’ll all vote Republican. It’s like when I want some bread I will not settle for half a loaf, I will instead have a muffin made of broken glass.
— Stephen Colbert
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Posted at 9:47 PM 06 September 2012

I love his little dropping bag XD

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Posted at 7:53 PM 03 June 2012
So congratulations, North Carolina. Last night, you struck a decisive blow for loneliness. And tonight, as you go to sleep beside your heterosexual life mate, you can rest assured that all across your great state, a gay man or lesbian woman is crying themselves to sleep in solitude and making your relationship stronger with each tear.
Stephen Colbert

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Posted at 2:41 PM 10 May 2012

I love Stephen Colbert

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Posted at 4:34 PM 09 December 2011

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paperfacesonparade:

Science!

Science!

YES!

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Posted at 4:24 PM 25 November 2011
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Posted at 1:27 PM 10 November 2011
thenewfilo:

thefrogman:

I BELIEVE!

“And somehow there are still atheists…” -Stephen Colbert

thenewfilo:

thefrogman:

I BELIEVE!

“And somehow there are still atheists…” -Stephen Colbert

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Posted at 10:34 PM 11 February 2011

Colbert Report Featuring The Black Keys and Vampire Weekend

Contest for “Best Alternative Music Album” Grammy

Oh god. This is so good XD

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Posted at 2:47 PM 12 January 2011
helvetebrann:


“Like all great theologies, Bill’s can be boiled down to one sentence: There must be a god, because I don’t know how things work.” - Stephen Colbert (Watch)

Brilliant, Colbert, brilliant.

helvetebrann:

“Like all great theologies, Bill’s can be boiled down to one sentence: There must be a god, because I don’t know how things work.” - Stephen Colbert (Watch)

Brilliant, Colbert, brilliant.

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Posted at 7:11 PM 07 January 2011
If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn’t help the poor, either we’ve got to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are
or we’ve got to acknowledge that he commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition.
And then admit that we just don’t want to do it.
— Stephen Colbert
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Posted at 12:04 PM 18 December 2010
thedailywhat:

Infographic of the Day: ~215,000 vs. ~87,000. In case you were wondering.
Data source: CBS.
[timstrube / thd.]

This makes me extremely happy :)

thedailywhat:

Infographic of the Day: ~215,000 vs. ~87,000. In case you were wondering.

Data source: CBS.

[timstrube / thd.]

This makes me extremely happy :)

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Posted at 1:06 AM 01 November 2010
This is where I’ll be this weekend :D How many of my followers will be there too?

This is where I’ll be this weekend :D How many of my followers will be there too?

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Posted at 9:10 PM 26 October 2010